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Original character interview!!
Characters: Levi, Brandon, and Christian from our as-yet-untitled band manga, and Jamie from A Sucker's Dream (formerly The Basement Mafia)... But right now they're in an Alternate Universe that only exists in me and Nikko's minds. They're happier there.
how old are you?
Levi: S'old as I say I am. LEGAL! HA! Now ya' can't catch meh!
Brandon: *lights cigarette, first of the interview* twenty-five.
Jamie: twenty-four, why?
Christian: eh.. *blush* twenty... five?
what's your height?
Levi: ehm..... eh.... carry the four..... five foot six in american. *proud of self*
Brandon: last time I checked, six foot seven.
Jamie: around five nine, i think... i dunno'...
Christian: i have no idea... (ed. christian is six foot three. he's english, he doesn't know american conversions. levi is also english and only knows them so he can buy pants online.)
are you a virgin?
Levi: why? are you? wanna' fuck?
Brandon: i was. until levi got ahold of me.
Jamie: no.
Christian: *blushes, glances at jamie* no...?
Jamie: *to christian* no, no darling, you're not. you're definitely not.
who's your mate/spouse?
Levi: Chrissy Brandon and Steve are my bitches, and I have a girlfriend. She's hotter than yours.
Brandon: Not Levi.
Jamie: Christian. *smiles, looks down*
Christian: um. yeah. Jamie.
do you have any kids?
Levi: no. not to say that for certain... might have someone out there i don't know about... i hope not... mackenzie'd kill me...
Brandon: no, and thats
not a suggestion. *starts second cigarette of the interview*
Jamie: you wouldn't want to trust me with them.
Christian: i think i'd make a good dad.
what's your favourite food?
Levi: candyfloss and redbull and tequila and chips and crisps and chrissy's spring rolls and biscuits, the little cinnamon kind you get when you order your tea and japanese candies and... and... and...
Brandon: japanese curry rice with chicken.
Jamie: oranges... and little peppermint candies. the hard kind.
Christian: tea and biscuits.
what's your favourite ice cream flavor?
Levi: pistachio.
Brandon: green tea and azuki.
Christian: anything, as long as it has whipped cream and a cherry.
Jamie: except i want the cherry.
have you killed anyone?
Levi: one time i went all i'm going to save chrissy's manpet from the vicious grasp of the MAFIA and me and dylan were all wham! "now we gonna' beet'choor asses BEETCH!" and it was all boom! and dylan went to go save the manpet and i grabbed some mob lowlife's gun and- oh yeah. steve and brandon said not to talk about that. i might get arrested by INTERPOL or something... i thought interpol was a band...
Brandon: it is. its also the international police. and no.
Christian: no... *slightly frightened by levi's answer*
Jamie: next question.
do you hate anyone?
Levi: no i don't think so. i usually just sic ralph or the mistress on them. except pete wentz. i hate him.
Brandon: no. *lights his third cigarette*
Christian: Brandon. for being suck a fecking tease. and Jamie's Dad.
Jamie: not really... no.
have any secrets?
Levi: the first rule is, i'm not supposed to talk about it.
Brandon: why do you ask?
Christian: *looks around and blushes*
Jamie: next.
do you love anyone?
Levi: the whole wide fucking world!!
Brandon: yes. why?
Christian: *covers mouth, blushes, and makes a sound effect*
Jamie: any one person in particular? yes. depravedly so.
what is your job?
Levi:
i'm a fucking rockstar bitch!!! *incredibly happily*
Brandon: i'm uh... in his band. i play bass, guitar, stuff...
Christian: i'm a drummer.
Jamie: writer... part time model... tech for their band, sometimes...
boy or girl?
Levi: Me? Both. Sex? Both.
Brandon: No thank you.
Christian: Boy.
Jamie: Ambiguity.
what do you do to relax?
Levi: fuck.
Brandon: tea, meditation... *fourth cigarette*
Christian: drink tea, play drums, whack levi...
Jamie: sleep... or cuddle with my boyfriend...
do you myspace?
Levi: i use it to humiliate my bandmates.
Brandon: no...
Christian: sometimes... *blushes*
Jamie: i avoid it, mostly.
what are your favourite bands?
Levi: david bowie and placebo and nirvana. especially nirvana. and anything from the katamari damacy soundtrack. and trippy beatles stuff from when they were on hallucinogens. and cure pop. and atom and his package. and flogging molly and gogol bordello motion city soundtrack... but especially nirvana.
Brandon: i like bjork. and radiohead. and joy division... stuff.
Christian: gay electronica! *thrilled* i like anything you can dance to.
Jamie: a little bit of everything... i like bright eyes, and placebo, and joy division, afi, things like that. i like sad songs.
what do you see in your future?
Levi: i want to grow up to be david bowie. and i'd like to see some pineapples in my near future.
Brandon: well, i'd like to grow old with the one i love.
Christian. brandon you sap.
Jamie: *shrugs* i guess its open right now.
NOTE:
Levi: colorful and shaped rather like a child. lead singer of Jack's Smirking Revenge. British/Irish and publicly speculates he is the child of David Bowie.
Brandon: very very tall Japanese/Korean chainsmoking ridiculously hot arrogant bastard. Plays bass and guitar and piano and a LOT of other instruments. dating a transsexual named tomo.
Christian: so British and gay that it HURTS. Plays drums. Thats enough.
Jamie: pretty little american ex mafia boy.
Steve is the other member of their band, he likes weed and women. Ralph is a scary hillbilly that likes horses and boys in the complete wrong way, and the Mistress is a dominatrix who wants to marry brandon.
I tag this to
so some more of our characters can be let out.
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